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Ok maybe this is obvious but I think Meryl is the best living actress out there. Nuff said.

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Phyllis Smith is Phyllis from the office. Don’t get mad, but she IS THE FUNNIEST ONE ON THE WHOLE SHOW.  Just watch her.  She is amazing.

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Please don’t let her pass away before I put her in a damn movie.  Cloris Leachman makes me chuckle just looking at her.  Bitch is funny.  I saw her live at the Castro and she was so fucking awesome, talking about her sex life and shit. 

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She is funnier than Kristen Wiig.  Sorry.  Love Maya Rudolph for being able to play serious and funny.  She kills me.

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Ok, the blonde thing and all the shitty movies she’s been in kind of make me want to hate Kristen Bell.  But honestly, if you watch carefully or see any interviews with her, she is quick as a whip and super funny.  She gets my vote.

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Janeane Garofalo. I know some people think she’s annoying (maybe) and that she’s stuck in the Pacific North West circa 1994 (definitely) but I still freaking love this bitch. Watch her stand-up.

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Duh. Of course I want Lily Tomlin in a movie.  What a hot old picture this is!